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what pharmacist do.(dosage form)

We've got tablets, capsules and all kinds of pills
Sprays that you breathe like a gas
Lotions and potions for all kinds of ills
But suppositories go up your ass!

Ointments, emulsions, hydrated gels
Implants and all kinds of jazz
Pessaries, poultices, powders as well
And suppositories go up your ass!

Ascertain where the drug should go
Assist it to that spot
Assure it's not metabolized
Choose the right dosage form for the job
Nitroglycerin tablets stay under the tongue
So the drug can the liver bypass
Oestrogen plasters get stuck on the bum
But suppositories go up your ass!

Now compliance is poor with suppositories
And the reason is easy to grasp
How to explain the info but delicately
That suppositories go up the ass!

Ascertain where the drug should go
Assist it to that spot
Assure it's not metabolized
Choose the right dosage form for the job
There's the flushing you get after vitamin B
There is flushing with some oestrogens
But the flushing sound you most commonly hear
Is suppositories flushed down the john

[copied this from the internet. lolx! it is funny because it seems to be true.. i dont really know what this really is, maybe it's a lyrics made to rap?hahaha (masih ketawa bedekah2)]

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